03
Aug
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People in the porn industry have the most appropriate names for their profession. If I was born with the name Eric Everhard or something then I’d know what I was meant to do. Porn. But it’s not and that sucks becasue everything should be like that. I think that’s why they get into the industry. If my name was Comma Von Analogy then I would feel better about spending time writing. Actually, that would also be a pretty good porn name. Sounds foreign but kind of unusual so girls would feel safe coming over to my house to watch me play keyboard or use my pool to clean their clothes or whatever.